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命运就像强J,你反抗不了就要学会享受. <br /> <br /> <nobr oncontextmenu="return false;" onmousemove=kwM(0); id=key0 onmouseover="kwE(event,0, this);" style="COLOR: #6600ff; BORDER-BOTTOM: #6600ff 1px dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="return kwC();" onmouseout="kwL(event, this);" target="_blank">工作</nobr>就像轮J,,你不行了别人就上. <br /> <br /> 生活就像自慰,,什么都得靠自己双手 <br /> <br /> 学习就像嫖娼,出完钱后又出力 <br /> <br /> 工资就像例假,一月不来你就傻眼 <br /> <br /> 谈判就像口交,费尽了口舌也就那点收获 <br /> <br /> 捐款就像发情,一想起来马上就要 <br /> <br /> <nobr oncontextmenu="return false;" onmousemove=kwM(2); id=key2 onmouseover="kwE(event,2, this);" style="COLOR: #6600ff; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="return kwC();" onmouseout="kwL(event, this);" target="_blank">奖金</nobr>就像阴毛,掉的要比长的多 <br /> <br /> 领导就像阴道,总是欺软怕硬 <br /> <br /> 开会就像乱仑,搞不清谁该搞谁 <br /> <br /> 兄弟像避孕套,桶多大的娄子都帮你兜着 <br /> <br /> 看贴不回的就像<nobr oncontextmenu="return false;" onmousemove=kwM(1); id=key1 onmouseover="kwE(event,1, this);" style="COLOR: #6600ff; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px dotted; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="return kwC();" onmouseout="kwL(event, this);" target="_blank">阳痿</nobr>,明明看爽了,就是没动作!!!页:
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