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yangliang520 发表于 2008-11-14 19:31

复印行业真言

[size=3][color=red]远看店铺像天堂，近看店铺像银行，
走进店铺像牢房，不如回家放牛羊。
人人都说开店好，傻冒借钱向外跑，
开店挣钱店里花，根本没钱寄回家。
漂亮老婆娶不上，老婆来了看不上，
青春撒在荒山上。
复印一张八分钱，顾客来了讲价钱。
半天印两张一毛六，没找四分去投诉。
哎--------
复印机搅走我的青春，电脑带走我的梦想，
切纸刀切碎我的希望，胶装机粘拢不了我的悲伤，
我的幸福要到何时才有希望  [/color][/size]

wwwcx 发表于 2008-11-15 00:28

呵呵,,,:lol :lol ,,,,,,,,有意思!

还说漂亮老婆娶不上,,,别急别急..

家乡的媒人,,介绍对像时会说,,,这小子在哪里哪里开店发财....更有筹码:lol

娶了老婆再论幸福，现在要做的是 抓紧娶老婆！！嘻嘻:victory:

发表于 2008-11-16 15:05

呵呵,这位兄弟太有财了

发表于 2008-11-19 19:50

想娶老婆,找腾胶师付,想找打字员,都找他

发表于 2008-12-4 09:06

;P ;P 。。。。哈哈哈。。。太逗了。。

stella 发表于 2008-12-20 18:44

田交更果个出名，哈哈，槎溪葛个个晓滴几   哈哈。。:lol 不过人家只拿红包滴

wwwcx 发表于 2008-12-20 19:48

看来,楼上绝对是送过红包,,,知道得这么清楚!!:lol :lol

发表于 2009-1-10 11:39

老乡们说的挺有道理的

蔡小红 发表于 2009-1-10 18:41

:lol :lol :lol 很有道理

发表于 2009-2-8 12:38

复印店女人的坟墓

发表于 2009-2-26 13:00

请
把搓溪的美女推出来！
我是独身一人空守店，
又是寂寞心情好几年。
何时才有美女来身边，
个人家产已达几十万。
就望美女来看看！
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chan 发表于 2009-3-5 16:46

现在做个媒是多少红包?     今年我早点回去给大家做媒算了.

wwwcx 发表于 2009-3-6 23:27

哈哈...不是红包,红包能包多少,,

10%的媒利呀.....

楼上是不是经历过了,,看到了钱途~~~~~~

rybryb11 发表于 2009-7-2 14:55

不能干这行了吗

沪昆高铁 发表于 2009-7-2 21:06

那去做红娘月老

nswq9kz8 发表于 2009-8-16 18:55

Diablo 2 items 暗黑物品介绍第四部分

[size=3]盒子可以在第二场景的第二个任务中获得，可以扩展你的物品空间（可以存放12个位置的物品，本身却只占4个位置）,[/size]
[size=3][b]New Diablo 2 released[/b] [b]patch 1.14[/b]
Last monday (August 1st) Blizzard released patch 1.11 for Diablo 2. Several bugs are fixed and a few new features have been added.


[i][b]A new Mystery has been revealed![/b] [list][*][i]Players of Hell Difficulty Realm games are hereby warned once again, that a series of new and challenging tests await you! The answer lies within Diablo''''s Bosses, which span across the world from the Den of Evil to the Throne of Destruction...[/i][/list][b]New Items[/b] [list][*][i]Added 10 New Runewords.[/i][*][i]Added new Unique Items that will drop from Special Bosses.[/i][/list][/i][/size]
[size=3][font=Arial]    Needless to say, [/font][/size][url=http://www.d3ok.com/][color=#282827][size=12pt]diablo 2 items[/size][/color][/url][size=12pt]  [/size][size=12pt]this is not anything official from Blizzard. [/size]
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[size=12pt][size=12pt][font=Arial]s more specific than a quarter or half year, [/font][/size]
[size=12pt][font=Arial]since the time required for game development and beta[/font][/size][url=http://www.d2bn.com/][color=#282827][size=12pt] diablo 2 shop[/size][size=12pt] [/size][/color][/url][size=12pt]testing varies [/size]
[size=12pt]so much from game to game. The same goes [/size][url=http://www.d2bn.com/][color=#282827][size=12pt]  diablo 2 shop[/size][/color][/url][size=12pt] [/size][size=12pt]for system [/size]
[size=12pt]requirements, since those evolve during a project, and are largely based on [/size]
[size=12pt]what sort of system the average user can be expected to obtain.[/size] [/size]
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[size=12pt]given dates for Starcraft 2 yet, [/size][url=http://www.d3ok.com/][color=#282827][size=12pt]diablo 2 store[/size][/color][/url][size=12pt] [/size][size=12pt]and it[font=Times New Roman]’[/font][font=Arial]s well ahead of [/font][/size][url=http://www.d2bn.com/][color=#282827][size=12pt]diablo 2 store[/size][/color][/url]
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[size=12pt]they[font=Times New Roman]’[/font][font=Arial]ve said nothing about [/font][/size][url=http://www.d3ok.com/][color=#282827][size=12pt]d2 items[/size][/color][/url][size=12pt] [/size][size=12pt]Diablo III[font=Times New Roman]’[/font][font=Arial]s release [/font][/size][url=http://www.d2bn.com/][color=#282827][size=12pt]d2 items[/size][/color][/url][size=12pt] [/size][size=12pt]other than[/size][size=12pt] [/size][url=http://www.d2bn.com/][color=#282827][size=12pt]d2 items[/size][/color][/url][size=12pt] [/size]
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亘谷科技 发表于 2009-12-14 18:03

很难说，还是宁静致远为妙

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